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Jim Halpert will always be my #1 fake boyfriend.
Jim Halpert will always be my #1 fake boyfriend.
Longest day.
In the longest week.
EVER.
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My boss just got a bunch of booze delivered, and I have to be in charge of it until Monday, but I am not supposed to can’t drink any of it, and IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK TEST OF STRENGTH AND WILLPOWER?
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Even though I’m, you know, mostly aware of how time works and all, I had serious doubts this week about whether Friday would actually get here. I’m quite happy to have been wrong on that one.
(via absolutzo)
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It never fails. Five minutes before I have to get ready for something, anything social, I’m all “WHYYYYYY do I do this to myself? Why can’t I remember that I hate everyone, and don’t want to do ANYTHING but sit on the couch and watch SVU????”
But, I pull myself together, put on my game face, and more often than not, have a great time.
And sometimes, I win a free month of unlimited Pure Barre classes and a kick-ass bag full of goodies.
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Because my favorite hummus in the world is ridiculously cheap, I have to get like four extra sides of pita to meet minimum order requirements.
I’m not mad about it.
Squat routine, for those who asked.
I’m not sure if you are supposed to do them all in a row. I haven’t been, because yeah right. I do mine in sets of 20 or 25. I’m on Day 21, and this week I’ve really started noticing results.
I learned long ago that, given my laziness and general schedule dislike, when it comes to working out, I need maximum results in minimal time—and old school works best for me. Squats, lunges, push-ups, planks. They suck, but they work.
*I’ve been doing squats like a madwoman. If you think my ass looked good before, let me tell you, you should see it now. I can’t stop staring at it.
*Even though I hate my job, my boss/BFF brings me a cherry limeade slushie from Sonic every day, so that’s nice. (I throw most of it away. Shhhh.)
*In my dreams last night, I was coming home from some vacation, and I had like seven connecting flights. So the whole night I was running through airports. I think you can figure out how rested I feel today. (NOT AT ALL.)
*The second someone mentions dinner plans, I immediately look up the menu of whatever restaurant and decide what I want. Everyone else does this too, right? Right?!
*I’ve always thought Natalie Sands had a better audition for DTV than Janey Glenn on Girls Just Want to Have Fun, and that has haunted me for most of my life.
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So we’re all well aware of how douchey Abercrombie & Fitch is, but I still wear the above denim jacket I got there a million years ago in high school because it’s perfection, and I’ll never get rid of it.
When the weather is this perfect (really if it’s anywhere in between 65 and 105) I feel it’s my actual duty and obligation to drink wine on a patio somewhere.
GPOY.
Just when I start to feel unprofessional for eating candy and online shopping at my desk all day, I see a co-worker wearing a t-shirt that says “I Love Boobs.”
And suddenly I feel a little better about my choices.
Summer dresses make me so happy.
Well, it’s that time of year again.
Time to bring all my coats out of storage in order to stay warm at my desk.
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Hafiz
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