“I’m really starting to learn the ropes to the ultimate sh*t show that is Toddlers and Tiaras. Personally I think it should be called ‘Jon Benet’s Angels.’ Either way, there’s a lot going on in this episode and by ‘a lot’ I of course mean, ‘there’s a Russian mother named Marina that I am now obsessed with.’”
—I’m Bringing Blogging Back, on Toddlers & Tiaras